So I was just playing some Splinter Cell: Conviction today when the most unfortunately retarded event took place. I was playing solo Hunter mode on realistic difficulty and was cleaning house like you wouldn’t believe. I remained undetected for 49 kills and started making my way towards my last target. I saw my chance and took it, I sprinted forward, ducked behind some cover, popped out for a quick pistol head-shot when all the sudden I was interrupted by a geyser of mucus that came blasting out my nose. I panicked instantly, unloading 4 rounds that went right over the terrorists head. He spun around on a dime and lit me up with one shot from his M-500 shotty. What a bastard.
LMFAO! Best story ever.